AskMeAbout_Sharks

Is there anything that you need to know about sharks?

One time I was at Red Robin with a shark. She ordered a Whiskey River BBQ Burger, but she asked that it had everything in it except the burger. Honestly though, I think it was just a phase she was going through. At that time, she was one of those in your face kind of vegetarians. She would always have to let everyone know that she didn't eat meat, and would make a fuss if anyone else was eating it. I did go out with her on a 2nd date after that, but then I realized she was a crazy woman. She took it pretty hard when I started ignoring her texts. She would call my phone day and night. A few times I think I saw her car parked on my street. She would watch my house to see if I was home. Eventually I had to get a restraining order.

Sharknado is actually a documentary. Several camera men died filming those movies. The government hid the truth from us by blocking any stories about it on the news. Anyone who wanted to go public with the information died mysteriously. SciFi channel is only allowed to show those films because at no point do they say that it is a true story. Everyone just assumes that it is just a movie and nothing more.

How do you feel about sharks?

Have you ever had problems getting up to 88mph to activate the flux capacitor?