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Fluxcopter... Someone call ShittyWatercolour asap

What drove you to become a priest?

Edit: You mention that supernatural events still happend today - could you explain that a tad bit further? Also proof that you're a priest

How long did it take you to come up with these pun(s)? Also how does one become a balloon guy?

I hope you got paid for that, thousands of people are going to be looking at those headphones :3