ArmyMedic2005

Nothing. I spent the time reading the classics. I lived every moment. I miss it sometimes. I saved lives, read great books, carried a gun, I was an important man.

Now I'm some fat guy who tells fart jokes on reddit in the dark while drinking beer

we actually call the local authorities and they collect the bodies and deal with them according to sharia law

Loperimide.

Because people are gross and will poop out all their water because washing their hands is too much of a hastle

There are a lot of ways I could answer this question.

I want to say something really deep or something, but the first time I was over there I was on a major base.

If you are asking me what is the most intense memory, it's pineapple.

I got blown up one day and when I went to breakfast afterwards they had fresh cut pineapple and it was the most delicious thing I've ever had or will ever have.

I'm sure it's not significantly different than the pineapple they have in america, and I've bought several hoping to taste pineapple that good again, and I never have. I'm pretty sure I was just having a perfect moment, and I am romancing the pineapple

I'm going to go with syphilis