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ArmoredUnicorn31 karma

I too work with a porn company, and I have seen some fucked up shit. Let me tell you my story...

I'm editor/cameraman for the company that I work for. I wont disclose the actors or the company that I work for or have worked with. Anyway I digress. So I'm setting up the sound and camera equipment while my boss is and the girl that he is shooting with that day are preparing each other and kinda having a post shoot romp if you will. Nothing too much. Oral, and such. Well I tell my boss that I am ready to start shooting, and good to go. Boss tells me, "Give me about 30 minutes ,man. She's crying." To which I was really confused but I didn't pry into it. I just left the equipment there, and went down to my editing room and tinkered with some stuff I had to work on. After about 45 minutes my boss came down to me and explained what happened when he told me they were finally ready. What happened was, as he was getting ready to penetrate her during their "fluff" session, she looked him dead in the eye. Laughed and said, "You can't take my virginity because My daddy did when I was 15!" Then started to cry and sob uncontrollably.

So in the time I told him I was ready and he sent me away to the moment he got me, he was busy playing therapist. IT happens a lot more than people would like to think or believe. That's not even the worst story I have either.

ArmoredUnicorn2 karma

What's your favorite brand of soda? Also, what is the best thing your mom cooks?

ArmoredUnicorn1 karma

Will you send a copy to Markiplier?