ArmoredHobo

Yeah. It's nice to see a celeb AMA not consist of Reddit shouting at an actor sitting behind an egotistical and emotional rampart, only to have wooden responses thrown back.

Shot in the dark: Is there a tattoo parlor, Arby's, and Sears in your mall, with a McDonalds straight across from it and a Walmart straight across the road from the mall and McDonald's?

"Yeah, these new eyes are freaking great. There is only on drawback, though. If I drive to close to a broadcast station, I pick up public access television. I can't drive in the Bible Belt anymore because of it. Every 50 miles I' have some jackass, clad in a cheap suit, pop up into my field of vision, flailing a Bible in the air like he was swatting at the lone fly in my car. Thankfully, I can't hear them, but I assume this is what it is like having schizophrenia--except I don't hallucinate voices telling me "burn it all" or drooling demons. I just have random old people reminding me how lucky I am to be able to buy beer, prostitutes, and morning after pills."

I'm using a shotgun, brah.

Cobra-Commander, where have you been? We've been worried!