AreYouDreaming

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As a children's book author, what do you think of this non-comissioned drawing my 3 year old son did of my penis?

Stunning. Yes. I'm glad he was able to convey that to you through his art.

I drank my own piss once when I was really drunk at my cabin. I placed my pee bottle on one side of my sleeping bag and water bottle on the other, and mixed them up in the middle of the night. Does that count as a survival context?

Yup, that'll work.