Archulerus

As a mortician when people find out what I do for a living I get asked "Do you see dead people?". I don't know you but you have caused me some annoyances.

I can agree with him. Kids are the most difficult thing about this job.

Thank you! We are known in our area for not charging a penny for any services dealing with children. It's very personal for our family as my father should have an older sister and I should have an aunt however she died shortly after child birth.

Not trying to stir the pot, but why do you not eat gluten products? Do you have celiacs disease or another ailment?

It's a very debated subject with people on either side. I'm a mortician so when I get bodies that have self inflicted nutrient deficiencies I wonder what's their thoughts were. I haven't had an elderly body that died from a gluten deficiency but toddlers and children with protein and gluten deficiencies inflicted by parents dietary habits I have.

Edit: no such thing as gluten deficiency.