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Aww, there there Tory. I think you're an excellent stuntman.

Live fake video was done very well by academic researchers last year. So it's technically not tinfoil.

"Ciarián de Zwart" would literally mean "Blackie the Black".

Just FYI. Maybe you'd dig the irony.

As a European (Dutch), my impression of driving in the USA: long straight wide roads, "keep your lane", cruise control, and lots of SUV's, and a very low speed limit. A law was recently passed to increase the speed limit on many highways to 130 KPH, which everyone already drives anyway. People who overtake trucks at 110/120 cause some serious queues. As for driving style: I've not driven in the USA yet, so don't know. Also, the past decade has seen a massive increase in the number of roundabouts. We have seperate bicycle paths parallel to all non-highway roads, which can complicate taking a roundabout somewhat. There is consensus in the right way arrangement though: while inside city limits bicyclists always have right of way; outside city limits motorized vehicles do.

Oh, some kind of name that's obviously from a very white country.

You could go Irish: Ciarán O'Malley

Or Dutch: Willem de Zwart

Maybe Scandinavian: Søren Jonsson

Polish?: Przemyslaw Czubak