Apocalyptic_Squirrel

fuck thats gonna be a long day

If you could have any animal as a pet what would you have

I dunno man. I'm a chef with over a decade of experience and I've worked with some dishwashers that are paid more than me because they're just so damn good at their job. They do sooooooo much more than just washing dishes. They clean our fryers, they drain our stocks, they clean the floors every night, they can really make or break an organization

Omg I'm that's the exact thing I want. A big ass tortoise that I can decorate his shell and he will be my smoking buddy.

Oh Mr. Orange....