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Men are easy even if they're gay, which leads me to believe that being gay must be fun...

I like 'antibullet vest' better, but no one calls it that.

Until you slipped on some garbage then fell 2 stories, landing face first onto more garbage, right?

Do you like it because its two guys or because its a genuine romantic story? Cuz I'm a straight guy who's a big sucker for romance and it'd make an awesome book to secretly read behind my gf's back :p

The way you started out if sounded like you were going to share a bad memory, but that's adorable.