AnomalousAvocado

Kappa's probably more well known as a letter in the Greek alphabet, and I always just assumed it had something to do with that.

As a District Manager presumably in a District which is encompassed by a larger Region, are you an Assistant to the Regional Manager?

They know hardly anyone can afford their outrageous bills without insurance (the ones who can, have insurance). They get to write them off so that they never pay a dime in taxes.

My store doesn't hire guys (as far as I know)

Blatantly sexist hiring discrimination.

Looks like you weren't all that hairy as a guy (just the little happy trail), but did you have to use any permanent hair removal methods for beard/body hair or did hormones alone stop them from growing?