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Anglo-Saxon232 karma

My family and I have watched National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation on VHS every single year on Black Friday. I grew up watching that movie, and can probably recite it to you line by line.

What I want to know is if you've ever referred to your significant other as "sparky."

Anglo-Saxon81 karma

Is it because of his nipples? It's because of his nipples.

Anglo-Saxon12 karma

Interesting response, but I'll take it! Thanks :D

Anglo-Saxon5 karma

Why are you against penetrating men?

Anglo-Saxon4 karma

I have a question for Dave: Would you be willing to sit on my face?