AndyVale

The image of Bill Gates worrying about spilling a little drop of BBQ sauce is now the only thing I can think about.

My friend runs a vineyard, but is also an afficionado of Petrol Station junk food.

He can talk for days about what wines go with a Rustlers microwave burger or a whole bag of Twinkies.

Lemmy always said "someone's got to make it"!

Not fitting in can be a blessing in disguise. Congratulations, you are the BEST deathdoomprog band in town! In any town you'd probably find at least 100 fans of Sabbath-esque bands. That's enough to put on a show yourself. You just have to put yourself out there and find those fans, good luck!

Well, the horny part was because a devil has horns... wasn't it? That's what you said on some kids TV thing I saw.

Thanks for sharing, what an excellent read. I'm going to share it with my son.