AnalBravado

The tick must've grown 3x bigger after every erection i got.

So.Much.Food.

I got a tick on the head of my penis once while playing naked in tall grass. Had to go to the hospital to get that sucker off. 6 foot 5 muslim doctor plucked it out with tweezers.

Maybe if I had fapped while he was there he'd simply have exploded. Thus, saving me a trip to the hospital.

Tick in urethra.

Blast it with piss.

Blast it with jizz.