AnImbroglio

I'm an air traffic controller. It's called CELNAV, or celestial navigation. I've seen many people practice it, but none that actually use it for their primary navigation. Which only makes the blackbird cooler, by my estimation.

Kerbal taught me this all too violently.

As a controller, my favorite part of this story is hearing him talk about us. He's right, of course. Better to die than sound bad on the radios.

Damn you and your onions. I wasn't looking to burst out into tears when I clicked that link. I envy you. I'm quite certain you savor life far more than I ever will. Congratulations.

Please tell me reddit just played cupid for Emily Rossum. That would be beyond cool.