AlphaTangoFoxtrt

Have you ever considered doing a full audio-book of 50 shades of Grey?

I saw the sketch and honestly I would buy the audio book (multiple times) for people as a gag gift.

I am working on a funny audiobook for Mein Kampf.

This is even better news. Any idea when to look for it hitting stores?

Regarding your comment that you're going to take my property.

I have a perfectly clean record with only a single traffic infraction for failure to obey a traffic control device. I have never committed any crimes such as DWI, breaking and entering, or anything beyond a single traffic infraction 6 years ago.

I have owned firearms for over 19 years, including an NFA registered fully automatic M16 for over 5 years and nobody has been harmed. Why do you believe I am a threat and why would you send armed men to confiscate my property despite the fact that I have done nothing legally wrong in my entire life, except a single traffic violation?

Also according to FBI crime statistics rifles (of any kind) are less likely to be used in a homicide than handguns, knives, blunt instruments, or hands and feet. FBI source. Why are you so focused on rifles when they are statistically less relevant than knifes?

Even if you took every single instance of Firearms, type not stated and took that to mean rifles (of any kind), it still would be less than handguns. Why do you focus on what is, according to the FBI, a statistically small segment of homicides? Why not focus on knife reforms or handguns?

Will your gun restrictions also apply to police and military?

Given the police commit domestic violence at nearly double the non police rate, and given that the military have much higher suicide rates than civilians, would you not agree these "high risk" groups need restrictions more so than average civilians?

the founders believed in freedom to punctuate.

lol, I'm sorry I cannot take you seriously at this point. Like that is your actual argument? "Freedom to punctuate"?

You claim to be a legal scholar, you know the punctuation matters in a legal document. You know misspellings can completely change how a law works.

• Fuck, my dog!
• Fuck my dog!

Don't tell me punctuation is irrelevant.