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Ally_Leigh296 karma

I went to one in Orlando when I was 5. I was super bummed I didn't get a rose, so my grandpa went and found one from who knows where and told me that the king had it specially delivered to me.

Ally_Leigh260 karma

It's true. My brother was able to get my 83 year old grandfather to drunkenly say "jerking off into a pool of children's tears." A fun time was had by all.