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AlloyedClavicle30 karma

Melissa: can you do the death metal scatting vocals bit from the song Twist by Korn?

AlloyedClavicle18 karma

"Hunting down and stamping out the man killer shark" is roughly the plot of Moby Dick (albeit with a cetacean instead). I feel like that book addresses the concept rather well.

AlloyedClavicle17 karma

Brothers, I really, really miss your Money Zone bits for ExtremeRestraints.com. Is there any chance of those returning or does it look like you've gone your separate ways?

AlloyedClavicle7 karma

Brothers: Were you ever able to determine what would happen if you destroyed a horse and it came back as a ghost that loved to fuck?

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omfg <3