AllofaSuddenStory

Aka "Barbie doll"

In the mouth

My worst was I left behind the plate without signaling time out to clarify something to the scorekeeper. While I was away from the plate, the pitcher pitched and the batter hit the ball. Was a solid hit, batter ended up on second base

One coach was complaining that the pitch and hit were invalid since I wasn't behind the plate, which was a good argument. But to accept it, I would have to remove the batter from second base and piss off the other coach.

In the end, I was able to make all teams and all fans hate me simultaneously.

If you accidentally make a bad call against team A then later you intentionally make a bad call in favor of team A to balance the fairness. Not a great idea because now you made 2 bad calls but that's what it means

Did you marry rebar or are you now married to someone else?