Allaboardthejayboat

Thanks. I guess.

I have a question about glory holes though. I can't personally imagine putting mine in a position of such vulnerability. How do you know the dude on the other side isn't just gonna machete that shit off?

Nope. I'd take most of those over having it machete'd off. But then, I wouldn't really risk any of the above. In a genuine scenario, I imagine I'd freak out, look through the hole, cause panic on the other side of the cubicle wall by breaking some sort of "Right of anonymous chode code", and get gonhorrea'd straight in the eye.

Hope it's not too personal, but I'm curious how the pay looks? London is expensive af to live in.

So wait....are you intending on walking into a room of Lesbians this night, and ending the scene?

I swear, back in the day (mid 90’s maybe) you could get a french fry in your happy meal that was as long as your forearm. Like, me and my sister would take it in turns comparing our longest fries. I know my arm is longer now, but every time I get a long one, I grab a small child and hold that hot fry against that arm. I look in that child’s eye and I tell them ‘the man did us, kid’. And I cry.

Because now they alllll stubby. Allll withered. Potato shrapnel with thousand yard stares.

What happened to the potatoes? Are they not free range anymore?