AlexMayle

They ain't black.

One time I went into the ocean and I summoned three albino whales using our sacred albino connection. We traversed the seas for several nights in what was a magical journey. Those things are so majestic.

End of 7th grade I dyed my hair black and got a spray tan just to fuck with people... awesome day to say the least. Spray tan turned out very orange, and my hair ended up being gray, but hey, it was funny.

Bingo.

I was in Tennessee a few years back, and while I was in a hotel, this black women just laughed historically in my face. Looking back on it it's pretty funny, but at the time I was pretty embarrassed with her pointing at me.