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Alan_Smithee_1394 karma

Do they give you “Ladies and gentlemen, ah, this is your, ah Captain speaking” PA lessons?

Alan_Smithee_745 karma

Land of the Free*

*Not actually free. YMMV

Alan_Smithee_701 karma

I've noticed a smell from people who aren't shampooing hair or have dreads. It's definitely noticeable.

Edit. In the interest of full and fair disclosure, I have to confess that I don't shampoo my hair.

I shave my head, so I wash it like I'd wash my face...

Alan_Smithee_341 karma

You're much....kinder.

A person abusing their position and authority, and making not so veiled threats?

Alan_Smithee_156 karma

Roger that!