Aiyon

I misread that as "The Dildo Palace".

... that sounds like a good shop name actually.

You're a software engineer. That makes you more computer-literate than most of congress.

Couple that with software development being something close to my heart (dear god, I could code all day if I didn't have to to other work), and it's such a shame I'm not American, because you'd have my vote.

EDIT: Realised I do have a question.

You're a christian, you said so yourself. Is your belief going to have any impact on your political actions? That's one of the major things for me, even though it's not the UK I like to know where people draw the line between religion and politics, and how much they think the two should be allowed to mix.