AgentScreech

Depending on the type of fireworks they are allowed to sell, that can be a lot. Around me where you can go to Native American reservations to buy the big ones, people will spend $5k+. They are setting off fireworks for hours into the night.

They still have some left over to fire off anytime the local football team scores/wins and then even more on New Years Eve.

Gandalf isn't just a run of the mill Wizard, he's a low level angel. Hence why he can stand up and win against the Balrog (another low level angel)

Ethereal powers > mutant powers

As I read these I think he's typing phonetically....with a Cuban accent. It makes sense if you listen to yourself read the comments out loud. The Brain Damage portion could be a joke since he's "studying medicine" at uni.

Now that is the most obscure /r/beetlejuicing I've seen

kinda crazy that you were even open in the beginning of June. You can't even open them in my area until 1 week before today. You have ~10 days to sell your entire inventory