AdviceMang

Of all the spiders I wouldn't smush, this is the one I wouldn't smush the most.

How much is that in cubic cubits?

That would only escalate things (especially in areas with lax gun laws).

I have heard recently that satanism isn't about worshiping Satan (it's about individualism and other things). If this is the case, why not change the name to something that doesn't sound like it is about worshiping Satan?

I don't think "interested" is the right word. Why name your church based on Hebrew words if it isn't derived from a Hebrew background. Why not "church of the primal self". It just seems intentionally hateful when you consider what Satan represented (and still represents for the most part).