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How often do you talk to your pets and secretly hope they understand you?

When was the last time you got caught talking to yourself and had to play it cool?

How many times have you pretended to be a secret agent while talking on your Bluetooth headset?

How many times have you tried to subtly scratch an itch in a really awkward place in public?

When was the last time you laughed so hard that you snorted?