AdrianBlake

Sorry, but the way you said that made me think you are NOT a normal citizen. Like you're an imposter.

"I AM A NORMAL HUMAN MALE, I ENJOY HUMAN ACTIVITIES SUCH AS GOLF, COVERING MY GENITALS IN PUBLIC AND RESPIRATING."

What's the most Frank Underwoody think you've ever seen.

Also, The whole "America Works" idea of guaranteed work for anyone who wants it... why isn't that a thing? You should run on that. Get Kevin Spacey to endorse you.

Shame on you Ted Dawe, for not doing an AMA sooner.

Oh wow! You guys are amazing.

Do you ever get sent out to just completely dick around with the Russian Bears that bee-line for us? Like instead of sending the armed jets up to escort them away, next time, 6 red arrows just circling them at stupidly close distances, and creating Union Jacks in front of them..... I mean... Union Jacks when the cameras are looking, and maybe a giant smoke cock and balls in their path when they aren't.

Actually if this isnt what happens you need to rectify that now.

Did you leav on good terms?

How is the snoo? Is he nice in real life?

I don't know what that is so I'm forced to assume the answer is that they fucked with you and you destroyed them.