Must have been an interesting child birth.

"Honey... Why is the baby... White?"

funny thing is at JOE's school their computer use agreement signed paper only stated "I ______ agree to all terms listed on the schools website" but it did not include a link to the website/folder nor did the paper say anywhere the name of the website, so they where agreeing to a bunch of nonsense.

JOE looked into it when JOE got suspended for bypassing the internet filter and RAT the school put on the computer, the dean just looked at JOE like JOE had two heads and ignored JOE's defense. But luckily that is all they caught JOE doing... JOE had the login for almost every local computer account on every computer on the network, JOE could remote login to any of them and get any teacher fired for having porn on their computer if JOE wanted to.

For legal reasons: This is a fictional short story written by me.

Why didn't you just title the post "I spent over 2 years building an iOS game. Ask me the title so you will check it out"

HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THE REF BLOWS HIS WHISTLE!?

Reminded me of this for some reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4OmQrzyLlE