AdidasPete

Why were you hiking through Iran in the first place? If I were to go hiking next to a western-hating dictator state I'd be constantly checking my map to make sure I was in the right country.

And what of the families of the thousands and thousands of Mr. And Mrs. Potato Heads you plan to sacrifice?

Were there any large-breasted lifeguards on patrol that fateful day?

Do you care that I order double decker tacos made with the nacho doritos locos shells? Because they are AMAZING.

Have you watched Oz and of so is it accurate?