AceBobcat

Lmao, it would be pretty sweet, now that I think about it. If I bring a girl home, it'd be like "So this is my bedroom, and this is part of my brain..."

Edit: I did not get to keep my brain. It never actually came up!

My mother was in the military when my father (also in the military) knocked her up. They were both stationed in Okinawa during the Gulf War.

Nope. I was born on the Air Force Base, technically American soil.

Dude, when I take dumps, when I scream, my hair turns yellow.

I have not. I want to, though. As far as I know, I've been the same I've always been, save the epileptic fits.