Acceptable_Goat69

380, then?

Tell him he's being selfish. He's only giving those unhealthy treats to make himself feel good, not the pet.

This probably won't work, unfortunately. And think twice beforehand if he has anger issues.

When your toddler outgrows the couch/bed, you could sell or give it away to someone with a large dog

They sadly just got rid of the all season dining pass, which I'm bummed about. Hopefully it wasn't my fault.

Since you've publicized what you were doing, it most likely was. Hope the internet fame was worth it!

Good bot