AblativMeatshld

"Do you want to know why I use ERISA projects? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little emotions. You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your fellow associates better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?"

Really? You're going to leave out The Wildlife nut?

Are you afraid of, once again, becoming the physical embodiment of libel?

That, sir, is not a lolcat.

Lance Goodthrust, Esq.

I would have thought your proudest moment would have been the case that had unknown women offering to have your babies, and strangers mailing you things they made...