AKAM80theWolff

Its mostly OP's fault for sitting on/basically inside a machine without taking the time to properly LOTO (lock out tag out) the switch.

I know how it can be, but safety is numero uno. If you can't LOTO at least unplug it, flip its breakers, it don't sit on it or something/all of these things.

Do you plan on converting to Hinduism in the future?

How does it feel to be associated with something entitled FartBarf at this early stage in your career? I hope whatever it is, its better than the name suggests.

Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?

You wouldnt happen to know where one might find some mimosa hostilis root bark? Acacia confusa perhaps?