AJeselnik

It was funny at first, but then I realized "oh shit, I'm NEXT." That set was ten times worse in person than it looked on TV too. On TV you just hear boos. In person you can hear hundreds of people screaming "get the fuck off the stage you piece of shit!" I will forever give the Situation credit for staying up there and not running off stage.

How can anyone make fun of Reddit? Bronies rule!

Oscar Wilde. The wittiest motherfucker in history.

It'll look more like a late night talk show, with a monologue and short comedy pieces like Conan would do from behind his desk. And instead of interviewing a celebrity one on one, I'll have two comics on at once to discuss the most fucked up stories of the week. All dark as possible, of course.

My favorite moment during the roast was saying "Lisa Lampanelli? You're cool" during the Trump roast. I had to fight for that one. I just thought it was so funny to skip someone after crushing everyone else. And she really thought I was going to destroy her, so watching her face change when she realized I wasn't going to pile on with another tired fat joke was fucking priceless.