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A-punk2616 karma

I feel bad for any guy you've taken the virginity of, because the next time he hooks up with a girl his first question will be 'where's your other vagina?'

A-punk1458 karma

Did you french fry when you should have pizza'd?

A-punk846 karma

Have you ever made a balloon Pinocchio, only for it to come to life and love you like a father?

A-punk322 karma

If you win you and every person in high management should create a music album to raise money for the struggling record companies.

The songs being your own covers of every single top selling track from each record company that sued you. And you should sell it for a penny.

A-punk177 karma

Did it hurt when you got run over?

I'll take stupid questions for $1000 please.