99NamesOfHastur

Why haven't the Scientologists had their revenge on you yet?

Did you get into comedy because of funny Canadian beer commercials?

Why don't people go outside and bang pots and pans anymore? Did nurses and doctors stop mattering, or did nobody legitimately give a damn to begin with?

Suggested correction: it was the second week of the new year.

Can't we just run electric current through the lakes in order to up the oxygen levels?