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Someone's ready for Star Citizen.

My eyes prefer muscular, but my ears prefer skinny.

I really appreciate you guys who actually give a shit about your job. I work at an ice cream shop and I know disheartening it is to see a coworker fuck up and see nothing wrong with it.

Edit: Of course it's hard to fuck up ice cream. The only way you could fuck it up if you touch it with your bare hands while scooping, but that's not what I'm talking about.

I'm talking about backend things like:

• Talking out a dripping trashbag, but neglecting to clean it up afterwards.

• Texting while we're slow, if there's things that still need to be cleaned/stocked/etc. (especially the cleaning part.)

• Really, it's just a cleaning issue. We have like 3 tables, but my coworkers are just too damn lazy to do anything about it.

Hey, maybe my silly hobby might get me somewhere someday!

But seriously, I can't thank you enough for the inspiration.

I reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly want him to end up directing Lionsgate's Power Rangers reboot. If there was one franchise he was born to direct, it's that one.