5parky

Did you want to be killed in Serenity, or did you just want to make grown men cry?

You can chuck prosthetic legs away though. It was fun for 10 year old me to bounce them into the dumpster. Freaked out the 5 year old neighbor boy though.

Many years ago, I had a dirtbag landlord swap out perfectly functioning and free washers and dryers for shitty coin-ops.

I discovered that I could jam the mechanism back with another coin and have free laundry.

He once asked me why no one was using the laundry. I told him that there was a laundromat with washers and dryers that actually work 4 blocks away.