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An old friend of mine worked the district line. I was at Earls Court station and he pull up, noticed me and ushered me into his cabin. I thought, "Wow, this'll be interesting, never seen the route from front on before"

I was bored senseless within a couple of stops. How on earth do you stop from falling asleep?

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I was with a cousin in California in the early 90's. We were touring dealership and went into a Lexus. The guy said,

"We used to be Rolls Royce but last year moved over to Lexus. Engineers from England would come over every year or so to instruct our mechanics. One time they asked the problems with the cars in the yard. Our mechanic said, 'Those have oil leaks.' The RR engineer turned to him and told him,

'Rolls Royce do NOT have oil leaks... they have cessation of containment.'

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Have you heard of a charity in Australia called HeartFelt - (https://www.heartfelt.org.au/) - they organise amazing volunteer professional photographers out to shoot recently deceased babies so the families have at least something. Sounds morbid initially until you read feedback.

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Another reason for me to dislike Fortnite.

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I was in a California car dealership that had gone from Rolls to Lexus. The sales guy told me Rolls engineers would arrive to train their mechanics and asked to be shown cars in to be worked on.

"That one there has an oil leak." The Rolls engineer replied, "Rolls do not have oil leaks. They experience temporary cessation of containment."

Seems about right too.