1800fullytorqued

Mommy Tina!

Is LJ into older chicks? My daughter is 3 and they should totally hook up. She watched your special with us and now refers to her chest as mushy purples.

Stay high and tight!

Why won't you lick Tommy Bunz, how you say, asshole?

Hey Joanna! Burning Angel was the only porn I ever paid for. It got me through a whole deployment!

How often do people tell you that you look like Sarah Silverman?

Haha did your dad ever call you precum, since you're not quite a seaman?

All jokes aside, thanks for doing what you do. We're all on the same team.

Do you guys use "shipmate" as a derogatory term like we do in the Navy?