11Petrichor

A little, but it's not unusual. Try to fill in work experience with voluntary work if possible.

Try and blame it on focusing on your education? If you're not in college come up with another reason you weren't working that sounds damn good.

Explain why you haven't had a job, and how you've filled your time otherwise in that time. Shows you're not just a lazy spoiled kid.

Fine. I will just call you POOPING_BUTT_FACE then.

No. Mine are very faded now but I can still see them. I might watch over you like a momma hen as long as you work for me because of genuine concern, but I know how sometimes the smallest things can save you.