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Now our particle physicists stand on the Atlantic shores, look across the ocean, and long for the frontier that was once theirs.

Wow. That makes me pretty sad for our country.

/r/trees is pretty friendly, too, but they're not much good at helping anyone lose weight.

I actually was hoping once you slid down to the media room you were going to turn around and say, "And this slide goes to the bat cave..."

Any advice for an American planning on trip to Iran? Everything I read says the people are great and it's safe, but my entire family is trying to convince me I'll be kidnapped and beheaded.

C'mon, though...who wouldn't risk a fiery death to have slides in their house? I would.