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Can I call you comic Sanz?

I went on a date to see your stand-up Moshe Kasher, and my date assumed you were asian because of your name; to this day she thinks your closeted Asian, can you confirm or deny this for her?

Who will be your All-Star SNL cast?

Who do you thnk is the best GOP presidental candidate?

Don't forgot to make a press release when you decide to do it.