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-McK-119 karma

My bf used to work for Miller-Coors. How many times have you heard the line, "Yeah, just go ahead and load that up into my truck."?

P.S.: As a bartender: I would like to formally apologize for all the asshole managers who don't have their checks or cash ready. I try to make your wait time as short as humanly possible and offer you N/A beverages free as often as you need it. Driving and hauling that stuff, often times upstair into tiny hallways, all day long is exhausting.

-McK-79 karma

THIS SUMMER: Two brothers visit the Taj Mahal. They may be losing the sense of sight but they haven't lost their sense of adventure.

Brother 1: It's just nothingness. Like a mirrored tunnel. I can't describe it.

Brother 2: nods in agreement

TheRebelINS: That's wrinkling my brain...

OnlyToSubscribe: Your brain is supposed to be wrinkled.

♩ ♪♭ ♫ ♬♯ DUN DUN DUUUUUUN! ♩ ♪♭ ♫ ♬♯

Brain: The Smoothening

Directed by WizTroll. Rated PG-13.

-McK-55 karma

Aren't your brackets supposed to go on the outer edges and parentheses on the inner?

-McK-9 karma

Mathematics, too.

-McK-5 karma

Coke Zero is my jam! Definitely going to keep an eye out for CZV. Thanks!

P.S.: Please bring back Coke Blak. D':