-Matt--

With all those props I would start my own theater company.

"Jefferson, you've really proven yourself with the organization and we'd like to offer you a $40,000 salary increase..."

"Thanks boss, but can we just call it 49,999.99 and some options?"

Was it a friend of a friend who read it on Reddit?

• Equips sandals, tie dyed shirt and patchouli oil *

Soooooonnnn.....

Hi Tim!

Do you have any tips for staving off seasonal depression? It's that time of year again, and it seems like all of the vitamin D in the world can't help this funk I'm in.

Love your work!