Orlando Jones

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is an American comedian and film and television actor. He is notable for being one of the original cast members of the sketch comedy series MADtv and for his role as the 7 Up spokesman from 1999-2002.

Hosted AMAs

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares -- let them bitches sit in the fucking dark!!

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Daniel Day Lewis. I could have played Lincoln. Fuck that guy.

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It doesn't matter. It's for my ass.

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I'm blushing right now but I am so black no one can tell that my face is red.

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Wait... I thought this was AOL.

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I know. My dick has been hard for a month.

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I got second degree sunburns while filming that movie. A bunch of the real football players took me to a swingers bar where I watched one of the cheerleaders from the movie get banged by one of the referees from the movie. I called flag on the play and left. True. Fucking. Story.

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