Comments: 1502 • Responses: 101 • Date: 2013-06-06 21:00:15 UTC
Orlando_Jones2490 karma2013-06-06 22:21:37 UTC
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Orlando_Jones1738 karma2013-06-06 22:00:05 UTC
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Who cares -- let them bitches sit in the fucking dark!!
Orlando_Jones1537 karma2013-06-06 22:50:35 UTC
Daniel Day Lewis. I could have played Lincoln. Fuck that guy.
Orlando_Jones1500 karma2013-06-06 21:10:19 UTC
It doesn't matter. It's for my ass.
Orlando_Jones1448 karma2013-06-06 23:02:40 UTC
I'm blushing right now but I am so black no one can tell that my face is red.
Orlando_Jones1368 karma2013-06-06 21:51:52 UTC
Wait... I thought this was AOL.
Orlando_Jones1322 karma2013-06-06 22:10:46 UTC
I know. My dick has been hard for a month.
Orlando_Jones1321 karma2013-06-06 22:13:20 UTC
I got second degree sunburns while filming that movie. A bunch of the real football players took me to a swingers bar where I watched one of the cheerleaders from the movie get banged by one of the referees from the movie. I called flag on the play and left. True. Fucking. Story.
Orlando_Jones1243 karma2013-06-06 22:41:46 UTC
Well done sir
Orlando_Jones1195 karma2013-06-06 22:05:56 UTC
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