Mike Welch

Ah! Then may I suggest another film of mine, Hansel and Gretel Get Baked. No strippers unfortunately, but plenty of weed good sir. Plenty of weed...

When people don't have local access to clean water, they have absolutely no shot at a decent life. They WILL get infected with all sorts of terrible diseases and parasites. Women and kids sometimes have to walk up to 8 hours a day hauling up to 88 lbs of dirty water, giving them no chance of employment or school. Clean water transforms every single element of life and community development. Disease and child mortality drop 80-90% overnight. I could go on and on... It's a simple and important cause and it's actually SOLVABLE. That's why I like it.

WOW! That's tough... Oral hygiene because EVERYONE has to suffer through that. Only a select few have to deal with your stinky nads.

God speed.

Hope you get to have your way with them one day...

Haha. I didn't put anyone up to asking me anything in particular. That's deviantly brilliant though. Next AMA, I'll have my mom create 50 fake accounts and ask me a bunch of self-promoting questions. Thanks for the idea.

If you slap at it, might make for an interesting percussion. Otherwise, no.

You already lost by being associated with your face. :)

No prob, hope you like it. Any strippers you'd like to recommend to me?

Yeah. Justin and Christian mostly. Kristen got in touch recently because of the campaign.