Kelly Madison

You available?

Not in my Brazzers scene. My breasts got violated

Don't go on dates with the girls, just fuck them on camera!

Green side of me says propane but love the taste of charcoal

Cuz they are awesome and they let me produce, direct and edit my own scene and they treat me like gold

Woah, is that a new kind of blow job?

Dude, duck sized horse, totally. Then I could fuck it and carry it around in my purse

I dunno, maybe they are scared of the boobs. I dated a guy once that was terrified of my boobs.

Girl with the dragon tattoo.

They don't get paid enough and as a producer it pains me to say that since I have to write checks to them every week. Also, they need a union to be able to get benefits such as medical, dental, etc. Call me a big fat commie!