Akiva Schaffer

is an American writer for Saturday Night Live, film director, songwriter, member of The Lonely Island and actor.

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The_Lonely_Island3807 karma

Andy: First off, u/amnotjelly, wonderful name.

Akiva: We consider all of North America to be an island.

Jorma: And I have always considered our world, Earth, to be an island. But that's just me.

Akiva: He only got to second grade, I think.

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The_Lonely_Island3184 karma

You should be pleased. Our CD is part of the system.

The_Lonely_Island3025 karma

Some were eager, others took convincing, all were lovely. And our dream collaborator always has and will be Bill Clinton on saxophone.

The_Lonely_Island2863 karma

We don't have a favorite; our collaborations are like our children, we love them all equally. But Justin Timberlake.

The_Lonely_Island2649 karma

Beethoven. Physically impossible / Diva alert.

The_Lonely_Island2645 karma

Sexpot, cut from marble, generous, soft hands, Renaissance man, smooth lover, voice of gravel and silk, significant hog.

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You get it ;)

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One million dollars in non-sequential, unmarked two-dollar bills.

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The taco, easily. There's a great documentary about it, I believe it's on Netflix, called 'Hot Rod.'