Jason Mewes back in the world wide interwebs! Ready to get my t-bag on. Snootch!!! AMA

Proof! https://twitter.com/JayMewes/status/235544388573491201

are you still the clit commander?

do i still command the CLIT YES, Just not so often as i used to.

He can command my clit any day.

pictures of CLITS Are welcome

do you remember getting punched in the face at the cast party after dogma? it was at a bar in pittsburgh, you were playing pool and some dude walked up and socked you. i was playing a few tables away. funny stuff

How could i forget, it was over a bet with friends.

Mr. Mewes,

I would like to ask you a simple and sort of sad question. My sister is currently an addict and I have suffered for years because I have not been able to help her kick her habbit. I watch my sister struggle every day and it kills me.

What can my broke/poor ass do to help my sister kick her habbit?

PS: Sorry for the depressing question, know that I love you and love every movie you have been in, you are an inspiration to my life and my struggle with my sister

Thank you

I hate to say but people usually arent ready until THEY ready and they decide, you could def try and find a treament center if she is willing ,there might be some places you could get her in and work out some kind of plan.and or look on the internet for a # you can call local to you that has people who can try and help. people in the program or now about such....

i hope things work out and i really hope things get better for you and her.....

Where do you think you would be at this point in your life if you hadn't met Kevin Smith?

would be roofing i believe.and hopefully owning my roofing company by now. or some sort of construction

Today is your lucky day, good sir - I am going to help you live the dream.

I had my shingles replaced 2 years ago, and almost immediately, there were bulges in my roof. What caused them?

possibly they were put on incorrectly or the wood got warped, it could be numerous things. thank you for letting me live the dream :)

I am a longtime fan and I have to ask when are you and Kevin bringing back Jay and Silent Bob again? Also what is the best life advice you could give?

i would love to say it is soon but in the end it is up to kevin smith...no live action features set in stone with J&bob but there is a animated jay and bob movie in the works as we speak.

Dont use drugs ....sincerely,been there and it doesnt lead anywhere good.

Why are you so fucking awesome? That is all.

thanks!!

Have you played Batman Arkham City or Arkham Asylum with Kevin yet? You both will explode cum all over the television.

i have not but i have played LEGO BATMAN DC HEROS , it is awesome, and i have cum all over my controller :)

I'm having trouble picking up goth chicks at the beach. Any advice?

i didnt think or have never seen a goth chick at the beach, i feel they like to stay out of the sun yes?

If you could live your life over again what would you do differently?

No Drugs

Did you come up with the smoking weed song or Kevin Smith?

nah kevin did, that son of a bitch, i want to write the raps but he better at writing those super dope ryhmes

how big is your dick?

wellit depends if you meean HARD or Fluffy or out of a cold shower.

What's your favourite film, and why should I watch it?

if you mean the movies i was in, Mallrats is my favorite .stan lee is in it and prascilla barnes with 3 nipple nough said.

• What you been working on? I've been listening to some of the podcasts.
• Also, Whats twistin this bitches tit?

been shooting SPOILERS on hulu, also stuff for kevin smith and mine channel on youtube. S.I.T ...Jay&BOB animated feature. just shot a movie in london. and few other projects in the maybe zone.

Since your first AMA I have come to adore you, along with Kevin and the rest of the crew. Thanks for being awesome and opening my eyes to all the snootch I was missing! My question: Which comic book is your all time favorite? I've never read a comic and want a recommendation! Thanks!

justice league is would of my fav series i read on the weekly, but first one time check out is KINGDOM COME!!

Choose and explain: Be a Hobbit or an Orc commander?

Hobbit, they smoke weed and hang out with wizards, and lets not forget they do it.

Do you ever miss New Jersey? I live in Monmouth County and wonder how a fellow county native feels transplanted in Cali.

no i def loved growing up in NJ. but i love it out in CALI. the weather is awesome. the city living here is nice and i get to go home to NJ enough to feel the vibe of jersey livin.but come back to the weather and fast paceed sexiness at the end of the day

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it was nice and yes just nice because it was a movie kiss and it is diff when peeps watching and the words action and cut are involved.but again i aint complaining..

Welcome back dude. On a scale from one to ten, how addicted to reddit are you right now?

91/2

Who influenced you the most growing up in New Jersey?

i would say my brother TONY when i was a youngster.my teens i would then say Kevin smith and brian johnson.

how much improv do you do when you're on the set?

Also. You are the shit

Thank You !! it depends on the director ,if there ok with it then i try and run with it and sometimes i stick 90 % to the script.

with the season of Spoilers over, are you guys getting back to the SMorning Show regularly any time soon?

i am not sure we are figuring out are next plan of attack. hopefully we will atleast a few days a week soon..

Couple of questions

Do you get annoyed when people come up to you and quote movie lines to you?

Is it hard for you to find roles that differ from the character you are generally known for?

Do you think Paul Ryan is crazy or crazy good lookin?

no i dont hate it at all, for me it is nice people dig the movies. after the the first few movies it was hard for awhile but then i did some independent movies playing some other characters and it opened up for more and more.

good looking for some i am sure and crazy to others. not sure my opinion...

How are your doggies? I see pics on twitter all the time. :)

They are great ,i love them tons. they lov3e just laying around and lickin fartin all over the house and yard....

What's next for you? Got any fun new projects you can talk about?

i just did a moe in LONDON,also Still doing LiVe podcast , working on my you tube channel youtube.com/seesmod Jay&silentbob animated feature. just wrapped 1st season of SPOILERS on Hulu.....AMC -comicbook men......and hopefully a few other things that i am waiting to meet on..

Do you enjoy all of your fame? I tell myself if I were famous I would never get sick of it, and you seem to be the shit at interacting with fans, but is that just because you're a nice guy or do you genuinely still love being recognized/the attention?

i would like to hope it was because both,Nice Guy and the attention.i love the process of making and creating and for sure any attention thrown my way i dont mind.

What's your favorite snack?

cereal/lucky charms to be exact

When are you and/or Kevin coming to Alberta?

tour managers putting together a tour now so hopefully we will pmake a stop there soon.

Jason Mewes, you've been a great actor so far and brought me a bunch of joy at the cinema, I just wanted to share that with you and tell you to keep up the great work. Here's my question, when are you going to be in San Francisco, it would be great to get an autograph?

i was there few months back and hope to be back again by the end of the year for JAY & SILENT BOB GET OLD! live podcast.so keep an eye out and come come...

Will there ever be a sequel to Mallrats?

that would be fantastic but not sure , def try to talk kevin into it.

What's your favorite movie of the year so far?

i havnt seen a ton but so far i would have to say avengers....

Hey Jason, big fan.

Who was the biggest asshole to work with?

lucky enough i honestly have not worked with anyone that i feel were assholes. some were def more pleasant but no assholes.

Are you going to be playing DND on the podcast again anytime soon? I know you guys keep teasing it.

yes i hope SOON, but the answer is yes we will be playing.